Are you sweltering in the August heat? Let’s spare a thought
this month for our brothers and sisters of the Southern Hemisphere,
just coming out of their chilly winter months. Travel experts say
that late August is actually a beautiful time to visit Australia:
airfares are still low, the beaches of the north are warm, and even
Sydney usually gets up into the mid- to high 60s most days. (If
they used Fahrenheit there, which they don’t.) Jeopardy!’s Ken
Jennings apparently has a trip to Australia on his mind this month:
he’ll be here all August debunking mountains of marsupial
misinformation for Woot!
Do Opossums Sleep Hanging from Their Tails?
Opossums are the only marsupials native to North America, but
they are no less mysterious to us than their distant Australasian
cousins. We’re not sure whether to say the first syllable in their
name. We don’t know what it means when they “Celestia vega nudes.”
And we are very, very wrong about their tails.
Are you sweltering in the August heat? Let’s spare a thought
this month for our brothers and sisters of the Southern Hemisphere,
just coming out of their chilly winter months. Travel experts say
that late August is actually a beautiful time to visit Australia:
airfares are still low, the beaches of the north are warm, and even
Sydney usually gets up into the mid- to high 60s most days. (If
they used Fahrenheit there, which they don’t.) Jeopardy!’s Ken
Jennings apparently has a trip to Australia on his mind this month:
he’ll be here all August debunking mountains of marsupial
misinformation for Woot!
Was Captain Kangaroo a War Hero?
Bob Keeshan was not taxonomically a marsupial; he just played
one on TV. For thirty years, Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo,
the most popular children’s TV host of his era.
Are you sweltering in the August heat? Let’s spare a thought
this month for our brothers and sisters of the Southern Hemisphere,
just coming out of their chilly winter months. Travel experts say
that late August is actually a beautiful time to visit Australia:
airfares are still low, the beaches of the north are warm, and even
Sydney usually gets up into the mid- to high 60s most days. (If
they used Fahrenheit there, which they don’t.) Jeopardy!’s Ken
Jennings apparently has a trip to Australia on his mind this month:
he’ll be here all August debunking mountains of marsupial
misinformation for Woot!
Are Koalas Cuddly?
Sometimes being Woot’s official “Debunker” means being a
buzzkill. Sure, koalas look like the softest, fluffiest little guys
on God’s green earth. But here are the facts you should know before
cuddling a koala, or considering cuddling a koala, or writing
fanfic about cuddling a koala.
Are you sweltering in the August heat? Let’s spare a thought
this month for our brothers and sisters of the Southern Hemisphere,
just coming out of their chilly winter months. Travel experts say
that late August is actually a beautiful time to visit Australia:
airfares are still low, the beaches of the north are warm, and even
Sydney usually gets up into the mid- to high 60s most days. (If
they used Fahrenheit there, which they don’t.) Jeopardy!’s Ken
Jennings apparently has a trip to Australia on his mind this month:
he’ll be here all August debunking mountains of marsupial
misinformation for Woot!
Where Does the Word “Kangaroo” Come From?
Everyone likes a story that makes stuffy British colonizers look
dumb, right? That probably explains the legend that’s been told
since Victorian times about the origins of the word “kangaroo.” In
an 1888 book, Australian journalist Donald Macdonald noted that
“according to the traditions of the bush,” the kangaroo was named
in English in 1770 when Captain James Cook’s ship ran aground on
the Great Barrier Reef. Cook’s party came ashore in what is today
the far north of Queensland. Seeing an unfamiliar animal hopping
by, Cook asked a nearby aborigine what it was. “Kangaroo,” replied
the native--meaning in his language something like “I don’t know”
or “I don’t understand English, you dingus.” “Aha, the kangaroo!”
nodded the clueless commander. And history was made.
Are you out of school for the summer, or do you have kids
that are? Educators worry that lots of their students lose reading
skills during the summer, when kids are enjoying their three months
of "no more pencils, no more books." But good news! We've brought
in Jeopardy!'s Ken Jennings for a little summer reading program of
our own. It turns out that a lot of the things we think we know
about our favorite children's books are pure fiction.
The Debunker: Which Fairy Tales Did the Brothers Grimm
Write?
Their names are synonymous with children's folk tales, from
"Rapunzel" to "Snow White" to "Hansel and Gretel." It doesn't hurt
that their surname suggests the surprisingly dark and macabre mood
of many of these stories. They're literally grim. That's some good
branding, right there.
Are you out of school for the summer, or do you have kids
that are? Educators worry that lots of their students lose reading
skills during the summer, when kids are enjoying their three months
of "no more pencils, no more books." But good news! We've brought
in Jeopardy!'s Ken Jennings for a little summer reading program of
our own. It turns out that a lot of the things we think we know
about our favorite children's books are pure fiction.
The Debunker: What Color Were Oompa-Loompas,
Originally?
In Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, mysterious
candy tycoon Willy Wonka makes his magical confections in a factory
where workers are never seen going in or out. How is this possible?
Outsourcing? Amazon robots? No! Wonka's entire candy enterprise is
built on the labor of a group of little foreigners called
Oompa-Loompas, transplanted from their homeland to a new village in
Wonka's factory, where they live and work full-time.
THE DEBUNKER It's June and summer is just around the corner,
which means long lazy hours at the ol' swimming hole. But watch out
for two water hazards. First of all, that water can be colder than
you think, even on the warmest June days, so stay safe out there.
Secondly, a lot of the stuff you think you know about swimming
might not actually float in real life. Take a few laps around the
pool with Ken Jennings from Jeopardy! He'll dive in and set you
straight.
The Debunker: Did Michael Phelps Really Eat 12,000 Calories a
Day?
In 2008, when American swimmer Michael Phelps won a record eight
gold medals at the Beijing Olympics, my six-year-old son idolized
him. He wore his swimsuit around the house all day every day,
standing up on random pieces of furniture like they were medal
stands and putting plastic medals around his own neck. But as a
paunchy dad, what I envied about Phelps was his diet. Newspapers
reported that Phelps, to keep his energy levels up in competition,
was eating a whopping 12,000 calories every day. On a typical day,
that would be a 4,000-calorie breakfast of French toast, pancakes,
and fried egg sandwiches, a 4,000-calorie lunch of pasta, ham
sandwiches, and energy drinks, and a 4,000-calorie dinner of pasta,
pizza, and more energy drinks. Living the dream!
THE DEBUNKER It's June and summer is just around the corner,
which means long lazy hours at the ol' swimming hole. But watch out
for two water hazards. First of all, that water can be colder than
you think, even on the warmest June days, so stay safe out there.
Secondly, a lot of the stuff you think you know about swimming
might not actually float in real life. Take a few laps around the
pool with Ken Jennings from Jeopardy! He'll dive in and set you
straight.
The Debunker: Will Sharks Die If They Stop Swimming?
I assume it was Annie Hall that brought this belief to the
American public. "A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You
know?" says Woody Allen's character Alvy Singer near the end of the
film. "It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think
what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
THE DEBUNKER On May 8, 1886 in Atlanta, Georgia, two men
tried to mix up a batch of a new pain reliever for their pharmacy.
The result was so delicious they marketed it as a soft drink
instead, and Coca-Cola was born. Coke turned 133 years old this
month, but any brand that's been so beloved for so long is liable
to accumulate its share of folklore. Take a brief, refreshing pause
to correct your carbonated conjectures about Coke with Jeopardy!'s
Ken Jennings.
The Debunker: Can Mormons Drink Coke?
Granted, this is a myth that comes up more often for me than it
does for 99.9% of you, since I am (a) Mormon and (b) a big Coke
drinker. But it seems pretty persistent:
In a way, I'm flattered and impressed when my soda choice is
questioned, because at least it means the other person is aware
that members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
("the Mormons!") don't drink caffeinated beverages like coffee or
tea. This is a plot point in the "Spooky Mormon Hell Drink" number
of Broadway's The Book of Mormon, which has helped educate America
on this point. In that musical's vision of Mormon hell, giant
forbidden Starbucks cups gyrate in the underworld alongside Hitler,
Jeffrey Dahmer, and Johnnie Cochrane.
THE DEBUNKER On May 8, 1886 in Atlanta, Georgia, two men
tried to mix up a batch of a new pain reliever for their pharmacy.
The result was so delicious they marketed it as a soft drink
instead, and Coca-Cola was born. Coke turned 133 years old this
month, but any brand that's been so beloved for so long is liable
to accumulate its share of folklore. Take a brief, refreshing pause
to correct your carbonated conjectures about Coke with Jeopardy!'s
Ken Jennings.
The Debunker: Did Coca-Cola Advertising Create the Modern
Santa Claus?
Maybe it's the red-and-white suit? Trivia types often bandy
about the "little-known fact" that Santa Claus, the jolly symbol of
Christmas giving, is not a figure of folklore at all, but was
dreamed up in a series of midcentury holiday ads for Coca-Cola. Is
Santa really just a soda pop pitchman? Even the Coke website wants
you to believe this. "Coca-Cola did help to create the modern-day
image of Santa," it boasts, "and in fact the way most of us see
Santa Claus – friendly and plump with a white beard – did come from
Coca-Cola advertising."
THE DEBUNKER On May 8, 1886 in Atlanta, Georgia, two men
tried to mix up a batch of a new pain reliever for their pharmacy.
The result was so delicious they marketed it as a soft drink
instead, and Coca-Cola was born. Coke turned 133 years old this
month, but any brand that's been so beloved for so long is liable
to accumulate its share of folklore. Take a brief, refreshing pause
to correct your carbonated conjectures about Coke with Jeopardy!'s
Ken Jennings.
The Debunker: Did Mikey Die from Drinking Pop Rocks in
Coke?
For Generation X, it was one of the most indelible and
influential TV commercials of the era. A picky eater named "Little
Mikey" is encouraged by his skeptical older brothers to try Quaker
Oats' healthy-looking cereal Life. To everyone's surprise, "He
likes it!"
THE DEBUNKER April is National Poetry Month in the United
States and Canada! Dreamed up in 1966 by the Academy of American
Poets, National Poetry Month is a chance to celebrate poetry of all
kinds and get the poetry-skeptical to read or write some of their
own. But Ken Jennings from Jeopardy! is here this month to tell you
that not everything you think you know about American poetry is
historically accurate. Here's the poem he sent us for the occasion:
"This is just to say / I have corrected the false poetry facts /
that were in your brain / and which / you have probably / believed
since high school / Forgive me / they were irresistible / so wrong
/ and so easy to Google."
The Debunker: What Did Ralph Waldo Emerson Recommend You
Invent?
The poet, essayist, and philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson was a
true American original. But his Transcendentalist writings have
turned out to be less influential on the American mind than his
famous adage "Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a
path to your door." Taking the quote incredibly literally, around
forty thousand inventors have applied for mousetrap patents to the
U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, waiting for the inevitable rush
of investors to appear at their door. The patent office still
grants about forty patents a year for mousetrap designs, for a
grand total of over 4,400 patents, more than any other device.
THE DEBUNKER April is National Poetry Month in the United
States and Canada! Dreamed up in 1966 by the Academy of American
Poets, National Poetry Month is a chance to celebrate poetry of all
kinds and get the poetry-skeptical to read or write some of their
own. But Ken Jennings from Jeopardy! is here this month to tell you
that not everything you think you know about American poetry is
historically accurate. Here's the poem he sent us for the occasion:
"This is just to say / I have corrected the false poetry facts /
that were in your brain / and which / you have probably / believed
since high school / Forgive me / they were irresistible / so wrong
/ and so easy to Google."
The Debunker: Was Emily Dickinson a Mysterious
Recluse?
Everyone knows the legend of the mysterious "Belle of Amherst,"
Emily Dickinson, writing her striking and inventive poetry alone in
her upstairs bedroom, refusing to leave her seclusion for any
reason. Often this version of Dickinson paints her as a lovelorn
spinster, and can border on a patronizing condescension we rarely
see in the treatment of male writers.
THE DEBUNKER April is National Poetry Month in the United
States and Canada! Dreamed up in 1966 by the Academy of American
Poets, National Poetry Month is a chance to celebrate poetry of all
kinds and get the poetry-skeptical to read or write some of their
own. But Ken Jennings from Jeopardy! is here this month to tell you
that not everything you think you know about American poetry is
historically accurate. Here's the poem he sent us for the occasion:
"This is just to say / I have corrected the false poetry facts /
that were in your brain / and which / you have probably / believed
since high school / Forgive me / they were irresistible / so wrong
/ and so easy to Google."
The Debunker: Is Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" about
Individualism?
Okay, first of all, it's "The Road Not Taken," not "The Road
Less Traveled." Robert Frost's yearbook and dorm poster and
graduation speech staple is, according to Google search metrics,
the most famous poem of the 20th century by a wide margin. But, as
the New York Times Book Review critic David Orr convincingly argued
in a 2015 book, the poem probably doesn't mean what you think it
means.
April is National Poetry Month in the United States and
Canada! Dreamed up in 1966 by the Academy of American Poets,
National Poetry Month is a chance to celebrate poetry of all kinds
and get the poetry-skeptical to read or write some of their own.
But Ken Jennings from Jeopardy! is here this month to tell you that
not everything you think you know about American poetry is
historically accurate. Here's the poem he sent us for the occasion:
"This is just to say / I have corrected the false poetry facts /
that were in your brain / and which / you have probably / believed
since high school / Forgive me / they were irresistible / so wrong
/ and so easy to Google."
The Debunker: Are You Supposed to Style His Name as "e. e.
cummings"?
Edward Estlin Cummings was one of the great modernist poets,
famously fooling around with syntax, spelling, and typography in
much-anthologized poems like "in Just-" and "anyhow lived in a
pretty how town." As you can tell from the titles of those verses
alone, Cummings had a predilection for lower-case letters—though
not exclusively. "in Just-," his poem about spring that often makes
its way into children's textbooks so kids can freak out about the
crazy spacing, has two capital letters, including the one in the
title. His work uses capital letters all the time, in fact—just not
always in places your English teacher would approve of. For
example, he almost always wrote the pronoun "I" as "i."
Mathletes probably know that March 14 is celebrated as "Pi
Day," because 3/14 is a natural time to salute the decimal
approximation of pi, 3.14. But if you're a science nerd who's more
into biology than physics, you'll be happy to know that March 14 is
also National Save a Spider Day in the United States. March is the
perfect month to thank our arachnid friends for all they do for
us—especially because they're so often misunderstood. Here, let's
allow Jeopardy!'s Ken Jennings to smooth out the tangled web of
spider myths that might have you deceived.
The Debunker: Are You Within Three Feet of a Spider Right
Now?
I debunk a lot of weird stuff on this website, but this
oft-repeated factoid is a unique kind of a thing even for me: a
trivia fact that presumes to know an awful lot about my current
situation. Really? I'm three feet from a spider at all times? Even
if I'm swimming in a hotel pool? Skydiving from a plane? Trudging
across the Antarctica tundra? How does nature guarantee my spider
proximity in situations like those?